Cinderella’s Final Three Wishes
Cinderella, now a widow at 95 years old, has had a fulfilling life. She happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch. Beside her sits her faithful cat, Bob. Read more…
Curing the Queen’s Itch
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur’s court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuous breasts, but he Read more…
The “Matador Special”
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bullfight. After the event, he stops by a small restaurant next to the venue called “The Matador.” As he checks out the menu trying to decide what he wants, he sees a waiter bring Read more…
A Blonde at the Tickle-Me-Elmo Factory
A ditzy blonde applied for a job at the Tickle-Me Elmo factory. Although she wasn’t particularly qualified, the manager liked what he saw in her (or at least ON her) and Read more…
Love, Aquarium Style
One morning at a coastal aquarium, the director was walking through the exhibits before they opened. As he reached the porpoise exhibit, he was shocked to discover that “mating season” had arrived. Read more…
A Case of What?
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, “I must tell you all something. I recently discovered that we’ve got a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” Read more…
Tie Me Up…
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. Read more…
Let’s Pretend We’re Married
A man and a woman, both strangers to one another, boarded a crowded transcontinental train and were assigned to the same sleeping car. Although they were both a little embarrassed Read more…
Grandma’s Birth Control Pills
An 80-year-old woman’s doctor finally retired after many years of seeing her. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her prescriptions. Read more…
The Housewife and the Gardener
A wealthy housewife was looking out her bedroom window when she noticed her gardener working below. She opened the window and called down to him, “Ramon… please come up to my bedroom.” Read more…
Golfing Promises
Four married men were about to go golfing. As they were putting their equipment in the golf cart, one of them said, “You guys have no idea what I had to go through to get out here this weekend. I had to promise my wife that Read more…
Basketball Underwear
The basketball team was getting dressed out for their big game, when all of a sudden there was a riotous burst of laughter. The coach came running into the locker room to Read more…
Redneck Vacations
Billy Bob and Lester are talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Lester, “Ya know, I reckon I’m about ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years Read more…
Why the Old Lady Was Crying
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. Read more…
Faking the Death Notice
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. Read more…
Joe’s Wife Goes to France
Joe’s wife was about to take a vacation in France with some of her girlfriends. Joe drove her to the airport, hugged her, and wished her a good trip.
“Before I go,” she said, “is there anything you’d like me to bring back for you?” Read more…
Let’s Do Weeweechu
It’s late in December, and a romantic full moon hangs in the sky over Pedro the chihuahua and his girlfriend, Rosita. Gradually, a mood begins rising in Pedro, and he sidles up to Rosita and whispers in her ear, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.”
Three Men Getting Into Heaven
Three men — a man in a brown uniform, a muscular man wearing a tank-top and gym shorts, and a naked man — were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Eventually they Read more…
A Visit to the Confessional
A young man walked into a Catholic church and stepped into the confessional.
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” said the man. “I have been with a young woman out of wedlock.” Read more…
Snowed In for the Evening
Ed and Leon were on their way home from a hunting trip in northern Colorado. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady Read more…
