How Come Daddy’s Got So Few Hairs?
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, how come daddy’s got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother. Read more…
Little Johnny at School
Teacher: Johnny, please tell the class the chemical formula for water.
Johnny: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O!
Teacher: Johnny, that’s not right! What on earth are you Read more…
Little Johnny on Blood Circulation
The new teacher was teaching a lesson on blood circulation and wanted to give an example. She turned upside down and stood on her head in front of the class. Read more…
Little Johnny Ain’t Stupid
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
One morning she started the school day by saying to her class, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” Read more…
Little Johnny, the Toothbrush Salesman
The 6th graders filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Read more…
