An Elephant Walks Into a Piano Bar…
An elephant walks into a piano bar and sits down to listen. Pretty soon, he starts to sob uncontrollably. Read more…
Hans Grapje: The Man Who Wasn’t Pope
On April 19, 2005, Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was elected Pope. However, he was not the preferred candidate. That honor goes to Cardinal Hans Grapje. Read more…
Chicken Surprise
A couple decides to go for a meal on their anniversary. After some deliberation, they decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef’s special, “Chicken Surprise.” Read more…
Refusing to Pass the Chocolate Pudding
“Hey, could you pass me the chocolate pudding?” said one corporal to the other in the mess hall. Read more…
My Leg Sounds Funny
A man went to the doctor. He said, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!” Read more…
Love, Aquarium Style
One morning at a coastal aquarium, the director was walking through the exhibits before they opened. As he reached the porpoise exhibit, he was shocked to discover that “mating season” had arrived. Read more…
The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans, Pepe and Don Pedro, had been lost in the desert for weeks and were at death’s door. They stumbled on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or even a barrel cactus. Suddenly they spied Read more…
Let’s Do Weeweechu
It’s late in December, and a romantic full moon hangs in the sky over Pedro the chihuahua and his girlfriend, Rosita. Gradually, a mood begins rising in Pedro, and he sidles up to Rosita and whispers in her ear, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.”
The Bride Broom and Groom Broom
Two brooms had been hanging in the closet for some time and they got to know each other pretty well. Over time, romance bloomed and they decided to get married. Read more…
