How to Cure a Cold
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help. Read more…
Mechanic vs. Heart Surgeon
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side waiting for Read more…
Green Pills, Red Pills and Blue Pills
One afternoon, a man goes to his doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well lately. The doctor examines the man, leaves the room, and comes back with three different bottles of pills. Read more…
My Leg Sounds Funny
A man went to the doctor. He said, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!” Read more…
Curing the Queen’s Itch
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur’s court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuous breasts, but he Read more…
Surgical Reattachments for Rednecks
Two rednecks, Sam and John, were out cutting wood when John accidentally cut his arm off. Despite being a hopeless redneck, Sam remained calm and wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and Read more…
An Easy Diagnosis
A guy walks into a doctor’s office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle coming out of his nose, and bacon in his hair. Read more…
You Thought… But Were Wrong!
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking very slowly and stiffly, with his legs Read more…
The Young Doctor’s Diagnosis
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could Read more…
Tom Jones Syndrome
A guy walks into a doctor’s office. He tells the doctor, “Doc, for the past two weeks I can’t stop singing ‘What’s New Pussycat.’ Is there something wrong with me?” Read more…
Minor Surgery
Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other. The first kid asks, “So, what’re you in here for?” Read more…
An Unusual Elderly Complaint
After examining his seventy-five year old patient, the doctor said, “You’re in remarkable shape for a man your age.”
“Yes, I know,” said the old gentleman. “I have only one complaint. My sex drive is too high. Read more…
A Redhead’s Doctor Visit
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office. “Doctor,” she says, “something’s really wrong. No matter where I touch my body Read more…
A Tablet for that Swollen Leg
A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a tablet big enough to choke a Read more…
Signing the Patient’s Chart With WHAT???
“Er, doctor,” said the nurse. “I couldn’t help noticing, but it looks like you’re trying to sign that patient’s chart with a rectal thermometer.” Read more…
Ordering Ice Cream
A young doctor entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, “What kinds of ice cream do you have?” Read more…
Swallowing the Dog’s Pill
As a veterinarian, I was called at home in the middle of the night by a woman in distress. She had swallowed her dog’s heartworm pill by mistake. Read more…
