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A Lawyer at the Pearly Gates

A lawyer dies and is met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Before I can let you in,” says St. Peter, “I need to know what you’ve done in your life to earn your place in Heaven.” Read more…


The Victim Is Alive!

A well-known criminal defense lawyer was defending a man who had been accused of murder, even though the body of the victim had never been found. The lawyer dramatically turned to the courtroom’s clock and Read more…


The Cost of Killing a Calf

A lawyer cruising along a country road accidentally hit a calf, killing it. Wanting to do the right thing (hey — it could happen), the lawyer headed over to the farm house to Read more…


Asking a Lawyer for Donations

A local Red Cross office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to Read more…


The Purse Snatcher

A woman was called in front of a Texas Grand Jury for manslaughter after she shot a mugger six times in the back as he was running away with Read more…